Hair God

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A hair god is a god-like being who turns your messy hair into something shiny and perfect. People bow down and thank them like they just saved their lives.
My stylist is a hair god. He turned my frizz into a halo. I跪下了.
I just got my hair done. My friend said, 'You're glowing like a hair god.' I said, 'I'm just using his powers.'
My mom called my barber a hair god. I asked why. She said, 'He made my hair look like a movie star.'
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A hair god is a tall, blonde guy who looks like a superhero and makes women swoon. He’s got skills and knows how to make ladies weak in the knees.
That guy at the gym is a hair god. He’s got the body and the hair. I’m in love.
My crush is a hair god. He’s got the looks, the charm, and the perfect hair. I’m doomed.
My dad’s a hair god. He’s tall, blonde, and my mom still thinks he’s hot. I’m embarrassed.
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