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A person who douses their head in so much hair gel and other sticky stuff that their smell is like a bad date and a bad haircut combined.
My cousin smells like a hair gel explosion. I think he used the whole bottle in his mouth.
She walks in and I instantly know she’s been living in a hair gel factory. It’s like a perfume commercial but for losers.
This guy’s smell is so strong, I think he’s trying to replace my brain with hair gel.