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A sticky, greasy mess that makes your hair look like it was attacked by a squirrel and then glued to your head

My hair gel is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I used so much gel, my hair looks like a traffic jam.

This gel is so thick, I could use it as a face mask.

A fancy way of saying someone used their cum to make their hair look like a flamingo on a hot day

He used hair gel like it was a love letter from his ex.

That guy’s hair is so gelled, it’s basically a cum-based masterpiece.

His hair looks like it’s been dipped in cum and then fried.

A group of snobs who think they’re important because they wear too much gel and live near a place full of politicians who are all fake

That guy’s a hair gel snob, he probably thinks he’s a senator.

These guys are so gelled, they think they’re the president.

They wear so much gel, they look like they’ve been stuffed with politician dreams.

A fancy word for weed that adults think is cool and kids think is just a fancy way of saying ‘weed’

My mom says I’m doing my hair, but I’m just smoking weed.

My stylist is my weed dealer, and he charges me by the gel.

I used my comb to smoke weed, and now my hair smells like a weed store.

A secret code for weed that you can say in front of your parents and still feel cool

I told my mom I was doing my hair, but I was really smoking weed.

My teacher said I was being a hair gel snob, but I was just high.

I told my dad I was using my comb, but I was really smoking weed.

A magical Mexican hair ritual where multiple guys cum in your hair and then it’s styled like it’s going to a fancy party

That guy’s hair looks like it’s been cummed on and then fluffed.

His hair is so gelled, it’s basically a Mexican love letter.

They cum in your hair and then it looks like it’s ready for a prom.

When a guy takes a dump in a toilet and then gives someone a swirly, and everyone laughs like it’s the funniest thing ever

He swirlyed me so hard, I thought I was going to die.

That guy’s swirly is so bad, it’s like he’s been swirlyed by a bear.

I got swirlyed so hard, my hair gel flew out of my head.