hair fucked

Fresh Trending
#barber disaster#bad haircut#facepalm moment

4 views · Added 2d ago · 7 definitions

1
When you go to a cheapo barber shop and tell him to just trim your hair, but he slices it all off like it’s a bad habit and you look like a bald eagle with a bad attitude.
My barber cut my hair so short I can see my ears. I look like I got hit by a lawn mower.
I told the guy to ‘just shape it’ and he turned me into a chia pet.
My hair is now a crime against fashion. I look like a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
When a girl flings her hair on the bed and lets a guy use it like a pillow, a towel, and a personal masturbation aid.
She laid her hair on the couch like it was a welcome mat for my cock.
He used her hair like it was a personal sex toy and I was the audience.
Her hair was the star of the show and I was just the backup dancer.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
When a girl takes her ponytail out and starts flipping her hair in front of a guy like it’s a magic trick and she’s trying to charm his pants off.
She flipped her hair in front of my guy like it was a love spell.
At the gym, she flipped her hair like she was trying to seduce my man into a relationship.
She flipped her hair and my guy looked like he was about to faint.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
4
When your hair looks like it got run over by a truck and a raccoon after you got pounded like a drum set.
After that wild sex session, my hair looked like a raccoon had a wrestling match with it.
I got so fucked my hair was wild and sweaty like a beast after a fight.
My hair looked like it was in a bar fight and lost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
5
When a girl’s hair looks like a hurricane hit it after she got laid. Clips are flying, hair is everywhere, and it’s like she had a meltdown with a brush.
After sex, her hair looked like a tornado hit her head and she was the victim.
She came out of the bedroom with her hair all over the place like she had a hair emergency.
Her hair was everywhere, clips were flying, and it looked like a disaster zone.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
6
When you pay a decent amount for a haircut, but the barber didn’t finish school and turned your hair into a crime scene that only a shave could solve.
I paid $20 for a haircut and got a crime scene on my head. Only a shave could fix it.
That barber didn’t finish school, and now my hair is a disaster area.
He turned my hair into a mess so bad I might need a new face.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
7
A guy from The Hunger Games who looks like he’s been holding in a fart for 10 years and also has curly hair. He’s basically the human version of a bad hair day.
That guy looks like he’s been holding in a fart for days and has curly hair. He’s the human version of a bad hair day.
He’s curly-haired and constipated, and it’s like the worst combo ever.
He’s got curly hair and looks like he just ate a burrito and didn’t want to let it out.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
xs