hair fondue

My mom’s hair fondue looked like a used tampon at a meat market.

The girl at the prom had hair fondue so bad I got a free ticket to the ER.

My girlfriend’s hair fondue made my dog run away screaming.

My girlfriend’s hair fondue was so bad I had to eat a hot dog just to match her.

That girl’s hair fondue was like a hot dog explosion in a beauty salon.

He came home with hair fondue and a broken nose from laughing.

Her hair fondue looked like a glue trap got hit by a man’s jizz.

I saw her hair fondue and I started crying like it was my birthday.

That lady’s hair fondue made my dog vomit on the carpet.