hair fleas

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The tiny monsters that live in your hair and bite you like you owe them money.

My head feels like it's on fire and I have a bunch of tiny vampires living in my hair.

I tried to comb my hair and it felt like I was fighting a swarm of angry ants.

My sister says my hair fleas are louder than her boyfriend's phone ringtone.

The reason you can't sleep at night and your brain is thinking about snacks.

I couldn't sleep because my hair fleas were doing a dance party on my scalp.

My head is so itchy I'm thinking about stealing my dog's snack and eating it in the middle of the night.

My hair fleas are so loud I think they’re trying to start a band.

The tiny versions of your worst enemy that live in your hair and won't stop bugging you.

My hair fleas are like my math teacher but they don't give quizzes they just bite you.

I had to leave my house because my hair fleas were louder than my brother's Xbox.

My hair fleas don't stop biting me until I give them a snack and a high five.