Hair fishing

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When someone's face is like a brick wall but their hair is a rollercoaster. It makes them look totally different depending on how wild the hair is.
My cousin has the same face since birth but his hair goes from bald to fire every week.
My ex looked like a ghost until she dyed her hair pink and suddenly became a nightmare.
My dad’s head is a desert, but when he gets a fade, he looks like a rock star.
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It’s when your head looks like a melting ice cream cone and you’re trying to trick people into thinking you’re cool.
My friend’s hair is so bad it looks like he was attacked by a blender.
My sister gets a new hairstyle every day and it’s like watching a circus act.
My brother’s hair looked like a traffic jam and he still called it a ‘vibe’.
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When your hair is so different it’s like you’re a different person. And you probably are, because you’re tired of looking like a sad potato.
My mom’s hair is so fancy it makes me feel like I’m in a beauty commercial.
My neighbor changes her hair every week and I can’t tell if she’s a witch or just really confused.
My friend’s hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane and he still thinks it’s ‘on point’.
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When your head is like a paintball game and your hair is the only thing that changes. Everyone else thinks you’re a new person, but you’re just tired of being the same old mess.
My brother’s hair is so wild it looks like he was attacked by a cat and a blender.
My friend’s hair is so crazy it makes me question my life choices.
My cousin’s hair changes so much it’s like he has a different identity every week.
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When your hair is so different it makes you look like a different person. And your face is just along for the ride, probably tired of it all.
My dad’s hair is so bad it looks like he was hit by a flamingo.
My sister’s hair is so fancy it makes me think she’s a fairy godmother.
My friend’s hair is so wild it makes me question my sanity.
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