hair farmer

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A man who lets his hair grow so long it looks like a goat has moved in.

My cousin is a hair farmer. He hasn't shaved in three years. His hair is longer than my mom's drama.

That guy at the gym is a hair farmer. He looks like he just escaped from a hair salon jail.

My brother is a hair farmer. His hair is so long, it has its own Instagram.

A guy who looks like he just walked out of a 1980s rock concert and forgot to take off his hair.

That hair farmer at the party looked like he just came out of a hair metal time machine.

My uncle is a hair farmer. He wears spandex and a jacket with more zippers than a zipper store.

That guy in the 80s band is a hair farmer. He looks like he’s been dipped in glitter and hairspray.

A guy who treats his hair like it’s his girlfriend. He combs it with his hands and talks to it.

My friend is a hair farmer. He combs his hair with his fingers and talks to it like it’s his ex.

That guy in class is a hair farmer. He spends more time on his hair than on his math homework.

My neighbor is a hair farmer. He uses his hand as a comb and calls his hair ‘babe’.

A man who spends so much time on his hair, it’s like his job is to be a walking hair salon.

That guy at the park is a hair farmer. He spends more time on his hair than I do on my video games.

My dad is a hair farmer. He combs his hair with his hands and takes two hours to do it.

My brother is a hair farmer. His hair is so long, it has a life of its own.