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This is when a person's head is as smooth as a baby’s butt, but their face looks like a squirrel took a bite out of it. They’ve got hair on their chest, arms, legs, and maybe even their butt. It’s like they’re trying to say, 'I might be bald, but I still got moves.'
My uncle’s head is as bald as a cue ball, but his beard is so thick, it looks like he’s trying to start a forest fire.
She’s got a head like a plate, but her arms look like they’ve been plucked by a goat.
He walks in like a lion, but his head is as bald as a marble, and his legs are covered in hair like a wild man.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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This person’s head is like a desert, no hair, but the rest of them is like a jungle. They probably have more hair than a dog. You can see it everywhere, even when they’re wearing a swimsuit and trying to look cool.
He’s got a head like a plate, but his legs are like a bear’s fur, thick and wild.
She’s got a bald head like a rock, but her back looks like it’s been invaded by a spider.
That guy walks into the pool like a king, but his arms look like they’ve been covered in a hairball.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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This is when someone’s head looks like it’s been shaved by a robot, but the rest of them is like a hairy monster. It’s like they’re saying, 'I may be bald, but I still got the strength of a beast.'
His head is as bald as a rock, but his chest looks like it’s been covered in a thick layer of hair.
She walks in like a queen, but her legs look like they’ve been plucked by a goat.
That guy’s head is like a billiard ball, but his back looks like it’s been invaded by a wild beast.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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