hair effect

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The hair effect is when you get all worked up over someone because their hair is so good it makes you forget they’re a total mess the rest of the time.
I saw him at the mall and now I can’t stop thinking about his hair. He’s got a greasy burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other. I don’t care.
She has the hair of a goddess and the personality of a wet sock. Still, I’m in love.
He asked me out because I complimented his hair. I didn’t mention he smells like a gym sock and a trash can.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy has such awesome hair it makes women forget he’s a meathead, but then they still have to bring him home because he won’t stop talking about himself.
He’s got the hair of a rockstar and the brain of a goldfish. I still took him home. Big mistake.
That guy has a hairdo so good I’d marry him even if he said ‘bacon’ for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She dated him just for his hair. Now she’s stuck with him and his obsession with ‘hair gel’ and ‘volume’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone annoys you so much, you start getting mad about tiny things, like their hair color. It’s like being stuck in a room with a loud, smelly, stupid person and you’re just mad they have brown hair.
She’s been bugging me for weeks. Now I get annoyed every time I see her brown hair. It’s like she’s a brown hair villain.
He kept talking about his hair and I kept talking back. Now I hate him and his brown hair.
She’s so annoying that even her brown hair is a problem. I can’t take it anymore.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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