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Hair dye changes your hair color. It can be normal stuff like brown or blond, or it can be total nonsense like purple, green, or even neon pink. Some last forever, some fade, and some wash out after a few shampoos.
My mom tried to look cool with blue hair. Now she looks like a confused alien.
My brother used semi-permanent dye and now his hair is pink. He’s gonna be teased for years.
My cousin tried to wash out her hair dye and now it’s patchy and looks like a raccoon bit her.
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A nickname for a girl named Lowri, but only if she’s dyed her hair at least 8 times. It’s like a curse. Don’t call her that unless she’s been through hell.
Lowri, I’m calling you Hair Dye. You’ve been through 10 dye jobs. You’re a legend.
Lowri’s hair is dyed 12 times now. She’s officially a Hair Dye.
Lowri tried to dye her hair once. Now she’s stuck with the nickname for life. Poor thing.
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When an old guy with a long grey beard braids it and shoves it up a woman’s butt. He leaves it in for hours, and when he pulls it out, his beard turns brown instead of grey. It’s gross and weird.
That old guy at the park shoves his beard up a lady’s butt. Now it’s brown. She looks confused.
My uncle did that to his girlfriend. Now he has a brown beard and she has a weird look on her face.
That beard guy at the mall did his thing again. Now he’s got a brown beard and a new nickname: The Beard King.
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The brand of hair dye that Beth uses. It’s the only one she’ll ever touch. If she sees another brand, she screams and runs.
Beth only uses her brand of hair dye. She screamed when I used a different one.
Beth’s hair is pink because she only uses her brand of dye. It’s the only one she trusts.
Beth tried a new brand. Now her hair is pink and she’s angry.
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Inmates make hair dye with Kool Aid or candy mixes because they can’t get real dye. It’s colorful, messy, and sometimes turns your hair into a rainbow.
My cousin in prison used Kool Aid for hair dye. Now her hair looks like a rainbow.
They made hair dye with Skittles. It’s sweet and purple. It smells like a candy store.
Inmates use Jello for hair dye. Now they look like they’ve been in a food fight.
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