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the fuzzy stuff you find in the most embarrassing places
My sister's hair down there looks like a jungle.
He tried to shave it and now it's a patchy mess.
She says it's 'natural,' but it's just a bunch of pubes.
hair down there
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the hair that grows where you shouldn't be touching it
That guy has a beard down there. It's terrifying.
She let it grow wild and now it's like a lion's mane.
He says it's 'fluffy,' but it's just a mess.
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the stuff you hope nobody notices when you're naked
She’s got a ton of hair down there, and it’s not going anywhere.
He trimmed it, but it still looks like a rat’s nest.
Her hair down there is so thick, it’s like a rug.
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what you do when you're too drunk to care about anyone
They were drunk and just started making out in the middle of the street.
He said, 'I don’t care if it’s 2 a. m., I’m doing this.'
She said, 'I’m not stopping now, even if it’s 3 a. m.'
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when you stop caring about what people think of you
She said, 'I don’t care what you think, I’m going to wear this dress.'
He walked in barefoot and said, 'I’m not stopping.'
She said, 'I don’t care if it’s 5 a. m., I’m still partying.'
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when you're too wasted to remember your own name
He said, 'I think I’m a dog.'
She was crying and saying, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'
He tried to sing, but it sounded like a cat was screaming.
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when you're just chilling and not trying to be cool
He said, 'I’m just going to sit here and eat chips.'
She didn’t care if her hair was messy.
He said, 'I don’t need to be cool, I’m just being me.'