Hair Doo

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When a person sits on another person like they're a toilet and lets out a giant poop while also pooping their pants, it gives the person underneath a whole new hair doo that smells like rotten meat and regret.
My cousin tried to do a hair doo on me during the family reunion and I still smell like a dead raccoon.
My mom did a hair doo on me while I was napping and I woke up with a stink that could knock out a dragon.
At the gym, the guy next to me did a hair doo and I had to run out and throw up.
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After you sweat so much you look like a wet dog, you take your sweat and slap it all over someone's head like they're a mop and you're the guy who just ran a marathon.
My gym teacher did a hair doo on me after we ran around the block 10 times and I looked like a soggy waffle.
My brother did a hair doo on me during a hot day and I smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a trash can.
At the football game, my friend did a hair doo on me and I had to go home and take a 20-minute shower.
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