hair curd

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the gross white goo that clings to your pubes like a bad ex

My hair curd looks like it's been sitting in a cheese factory since the 80s.

I tried to shave and now my hair curd is like a permanent tattoo of shame.

My hair curd is so thick, I think it's trying to take over my entire body.

the chunky white mess that lives in your cooties like a toxic roommate

My hair curd is so bad, I think it's got a job at the sewage plant.

I woke up to my hair curd staring me in the face like it owned me.

My hair curd is so chunky, I think it's planning a coup.

the slimy white stuff that clings to your cooties like a bad habit

My hair curd is so slimy, I think it's trying to murder me.

I tried to brush it off, but my hair curd just laughed in my face.

My hair curd is like a bad habit I can't quit.