hair cumditioning

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When you spray your jizz on someone’s hair to make it shiny and easy to comb, like a bald guy trying to look fancy.

My hair looked like a wet dog after he shot his load on it.

She said it felt like a spa day, but I know it was just my cum.

He did this every morning before work, and now my hair smells like regret.

Using your cum like a fancy shampoo to make someone’s hair look like it was done by a pro, even though it was just your jizz.

I washed my hair with his cum and now it’s the talk of the school.

She said it made her hair ‘shine like a disco ball’, I just laughed and left.

He called it ‘natural protein treatment’, I called it ‘cum conditioning’.

When you pour your jizz on someone’s head like it’s a fancy hair mask, and hope it doesn’t smell like a gym sock.

She said it was a ‘hair mask’, I said it was a ‘cum mask’ and ran away.

He used my cum as a hair mask and now my hair smells like his gym sock.

I tried to style my hair after he did this, it looked like a raccoon had a party in my head.

Putting your cum on someone’s hair to make it look nice, but mostly because you can’t be bothered to buy shampoo.

He used my cum instead of shampoo because he ran out, now my hair smells like his jizz.

She said it was ‘free hair treatment’, I said it was ‘free cum treatment’.

He did this every time I came over, now my hair smells like a cum factory.

Using your cum as a hair serum to make someone’s hair look fancy, even though it smells like a sweaty sock.

He said it was a ‘serum’, I said it was a ‘cum serum’ and I’m not going to lie.

She used my cum as a serum and now her hair smells like my gym sock.

He put my cum on her hair and called it ‘hair serum’, it was the worst serum ever.

When you pour your jizz on someone’s hair like it’s a fancy conditioner, but it’s just your cum and you’re too lazy to clean it up.

He poured his cum on my hair and said it was a ‘fancy conditioner’, I said it was a ‘fancy cum’.

She used my cum as a conditioner and now her hair smells like my gym sock.

He called it a ‘hair ritual’, I called it a ‘cum ritual’ and walked out.