hair crumbs

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Flakes of shame that fall from your head like you’re a sad, balding mess.

My mom found a hair crumb in my soup and now she thinks I’m a witch.

He tried to impress me with his hair, but all I saw was a bunch of hair crumbs.

I stepped on a hair crumb and it felt like stepping on a dead rat.

The dandruff of the damned that flaps out of your scalp like it’s trying to escape your brain.

My dog hates me because I have hair crumbs all over my head.

My hair crumb got stuck in my coffee, and now I can’t drink it without thinking about it.

I took a selfie, and my hair crumb ruined the whole thing.

The scaly, flaky stuff that comes off your head like it’s your last hope.

I was eating a sandwich and a hair crumb flew into my mouth. I’ve lost my taste for food forever.

She tried to flirt with me, but all I could see was a hair crumb flying in her face.

My hair crumb landed on my teacher’s head during class, and I got detention.