Hair Compensator

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A Hair Compensator is a guy who’s losing his hair up top but tries to hide it with a long ponytail in the back and a beard so big it could start its own country.
My uncle’s a Hair Compensator. He looks like a failed superhero.
My boss has a beard so big, he could swallow a goat.
My dad’s got a ponytail so long, it’s like he’s got a tail on his head.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hair Compensator is someone who’s going bald but grows crazy sideburns, mustaches, and goatees to distract people from the empty spot on their head.
My neighbor’s got sideburns that could start a fire.
My cousin’s got a mustache so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a raccoon.
My brother’s goatee is so big, it’s like he’s got a chin beard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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