hair cherries

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The tiny balls you wish you had when you got crushed by a truck
My cousin calls his dad's nuts hair cherries because he got hit by a bus and it was the worst.
She said her brother's hair cherries were the reason he cried during the movie.
My teacher called my hair cherries the reason I got in trouble during gym.
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The part of your body that gets cold when you're too dumb to wear pants
He told me my hair cherries were freezing because I walked outside in my underwear.
My brother's hair cherries were so cold he had to wear socks to bed.
She said my hair cherries were the reason I failed the math test.
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The things you hope your enemy has when you punch them in the face
He said he would punch my hair cherries until they turned purple.
She promised to hit my hair cherries with a hammer if I didn't stop teasing her.
My friend's hair cherries were the reason he got kicked out of the restaurant.
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