hair catcher

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When your butt is so big and saggy that your hair falls out of your head and gets stuck in your butt crack instead of going down the drain.
My shower drain is clean, but my butt crack looks like a hair salon.
I lost a whole chunk of my hair because my butt was too busy holding it hostage.
My shower looked like a hair catastrophe, but my butt was the real hero.
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When your butt is so big that your hair goes from your head to your butt crack instead of going down the drain.
My shower drain is clean, but my butt is now a hair trap.
I woke up with a full head of hair, but my butt looks like a hair nightmare.
My shower looks normal, but my butt is hiding all my lost hair.
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When your butt is so huge that your hair falls out of your head and gets stuck in your butt crack like it’s trying to escape the drain.
I lost my hair, but my butt gained a new identity as a hair prison.
My shower looked clean, but my butt is now a hair storage unit.
My head is balding, but my butt is becoming a hair magnet.
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