hair bumps

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Those annoying little balls of rage that pop up when you shave like a maniac or let dirt get all up in your business

My face looked like a raccoon got into a fight with a hair clipper

I shaved so close I could see my soul in the mirror

My skin is screaming for mercy and a face wash

The result of your face being tortured by a razor or a lazy cleaning habit

My beard grew back and it looked like my face had a bad case of chicken pox

I didn’t wash my face and now it’s like a lava lamp exploded on my skin

My chin is so bumpy it could be a map of the moon

Those tiny angry lumps that form when you try to be a tough guy and forget to clean your face

My face looked like it had been run over by a bus and then shaved

I tried to be tough and now my face is like a broken record

My skin is so angry it could start a revolution