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You stick fake hair on your butt and walk around begging people to scratch it like it’s your job

My cousin glued a whole wig to his butt and asked my mom to comb it. She said no.

I saw a guy at the mall with hair on his butt and he kept asking kids to brush it. He was ridiculous.

My friend tried to hair bum at school and got in trouble for scratching the chair.

Bum hair is the annoying stuff that grows in your butt crack and never stops itching

My bum hair itches so bad I can’t focus in class. It’s like a zombie in my pants.

I tried to shave my bum hair and now it’s like a forest in my butt.

My sister’s bum hair is so bad she thinks it’s a fashion statement.

When your bum hair disappears and you look like a butt with no hair. It’s the worst

My bum hair fell out and I looked like a bald butt. It was horrifying.

I tried to grow my bum hair back but it’s still a bald butt. I’m doomed.

My friend’s bum hair went away and now he’s a butt with no hair. He’s sad.

The most attractive person ever. He has no bum hair and looks like a god

My crush has no bum hair. He’s like a god walking around with a perfect butt.

I think the guy who sells ice cream has no bum hair. He’s my dream guy.

My brother says my dad is the most handsome man with zero bum hair. I believe him.