Hair bulge

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A giant pubic hair clump that makes you think you’ve got a monster down there.

My cousin’s hair bulge looks like a squirrel’s nest on a bear trap.

That guy’s hair bulge is so big, I thought he had a hedgehog in there.

She walked in and I immediately checked my phone for a hair bulge calculator.

A big hair pile that makes you think you’ve got a tool the size of a football.

His hair bulge looked like a lion had taken up residence in his pants.

I saw the hair bulge and immediately started doubting my own life choices.

She had a hair bulge so big, I thought she was carrying a pet raccoon.

A huge hair ball that makes you feel like you’ve got a monster living in your pants.

That hair bulge looked like it had been growing for decades.

He had a hair bulge so big, I thought he had a pet goat in there.

I almost screamed when I saw her hair bulge, it looked like a hair explosion.