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A stupid idea that tries to fix a problem by making it even worse with no real plan.

I tried to fix my broken laptop by throwing it in the microwave. Now it’s broken and I’m fried.

She said she’d win the lottery by betting on every number. Now she’s broke and mad.

He tried to fix his bad haircut by shaving his head. Now he looks like a confused raccoon.

A dumb plan that someone thinks is genius but is actually just messy and stupid.

He said he’d get rich by selling his old socks. Now he’s got a sock business and still smells like his childhood.

She tried to cheat on her math test by writing answers on her fingernails. Now she’s got smudged math and a teacher who’s mad.

He tried to lose weight by only eating pizza and drinking soda. Now he’s bigger and still eats pizza.

A half-baked plan that sounds good until it doesn’t work and everyone is mad.

He thought he could fix his car by putting a banana in the gas tank. Now it’s broken and smells like a monkey.

She tried to get famous by posting videos of her cat doing yoga. Now she’s got 3 followers and a sore neck.

He tried to solve his homework by asking his dog. Now he’s got no answers and a dog who thinks he’s a genius.