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That guy who has a hair so long it looks like it’s been growing for a decade. He won’t cut it even if you yell at him and throw shoes. He’s so obsessed with his hair it’s like it’s his second brain.
Bro, I’ve seen you for three years and your hair is still longer than my grandma’s legs.
You’re like a walking hair commercial, but with more attitude.
I swear if you don’t cut that hair, I’ll shave it myself with a rusty razor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That dude who has hair so thick and shiny it looks like it’s been combed by a goddess. He’s got the looks, the attitude, and the girls eating it up. He’s the type of guy who thinks he’s God, and his hair proves it.
He walks in and the whole class stares. It’s like a hair tsunami hit the room.
He’s got a hair like a movie star, but he still thinks he’s better than everyone else.
His hair is so nice, I almost kissed it. Almost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That cute guy who just ran around like a lunatic and his hair is a complete mess. It’s like a hurricane happened in his head.
He came running in like he just escaped a lion, and his hair was all over the place.
He looked like he had a fight with a hair dryer and lost.
He ran so fast, his hair was flying like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That boy who starts growing hair everywhere, face, chest, armpits, and down there. It’s like a hair invasion and it’s happening in the most awkward places.
He looks like he’s been in a hair war with his body.
His hair is growing like it’s trying to take over his whole body.
He’s got hair growing in places I don’t even want to think about.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That guy named Kyle Leitzel, who has hair so good it’s like it’s been blessed by a hair fairy. Everyone else has hair, but Kyle has a hair masterpiece.
Kyle walks in and his hair is so good, it’s like a hair ad came to life.
Kyle’s hair is so good, it could start its own band.
Kyle’s hair is the reason why I don’t have a life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That day on September 3rd where everyone with blonde hair and blue eyes gets $5 from you. If you’re named Liam, you get extra attention and money. It’s a hair-filled holiday.
On Liam Day, I had to give $5 to five different Liams. My wallet is crying.
I spent $10 on Liam Day because there were two Liams in my class.
Liam Day is like the hair version of a bank robbery.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That stuck-up boy with perfect hair who has a desk so clean you could eat off it. Girls are obsessed with him and his hair. He’s so perfect, he could blind you with his hair and his attitude.
He has a desk so clean, I thought he was a robot.
He’s got that hair and that attitude, and it’s like he’s from another planet.
He’s so perfect, I think he’s a hair alien.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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