Hair Booger

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A giant smelly blob in your hair that looks like a booger and smells like you forgot to shower and also forgot you had hair. It happens when you slather on way too much product and then go to sleep like a confused donkey.

My cousin’s hair booger was so big, it looked like a squirrel had died in his hair.

I had a hair booger so bad, my dog ran away from me.

My hair booger was so gross, my teacher made me wash my hair in the sink.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When your dandruff turns into a gooey mess because you sweat like a maniac and then you get stuck with a hair booger that smells like a wet dog in a trash can.

My hair booger was so bad, my mom said I should go to sleep with my hat on.

My hair booger was so gross, my friend took a picture and posted it on TikTok.

My hair booger smelled so bad, the whole class started laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A slimy green blob that looks like hair and is usually found on some weird creature called a Schmig. They deny it’s real, but they also run away when you yell at them.

My Schmig neighbor had a hair booger so big, it looked like a monster from a horror movie.

I saw a Schmig with a hair booger and I ran away like I was scared.

My Schmig friend tried to deny his hair booger, but I took a photo and showed it to everyone.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A booger in your hair, usually from a kid who thinks hair product is a snack. It’s gross, it’s sticky, and it smells like a kid who forgot to brush their teeth.

My little brother had a hair booger so big, it looked like a spider had crawled into his hair.

I had a hair booger so bad, my teacher made me sit in the hallway.

My friend’s hair booger was so gross, it got stuck on my shirt.

by Slangipedia 12d ago