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When a cat turns your couch into a personal toilet and a meat grinder.
My couch is now a meatball factory. Thanks, Mr. Whiskers.
That cat took a dump on my couch and then decided to eat it.
The couch is dead. The cat is a god.
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When a cat decides your couch is a rival to be destroyed.
That cat hates me. It hates my couch more.
My couch is in pieces. My cat is in a throne room.
I gave it a couch. It gave me a divorce.
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When a cat gives your couch the finger and a belly full of dirt.
That cat dug up my couch like it was a treasure map.
My couch has a hole. My cat has a medal.
I sat down. The couch screamed. The cat laughed.