Hair bomb

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A hair bomb is when someone lets out a fart so gross it feels like it’s burning the hair out of your nose and you’re left wondering if you’ll ever smell again.
My cousin’s hair bomb during lunch made the whole cafeteria evacuate.
My mom’s hair bomb during a Zoom call made my dad laugh so hard he choked on his coffee.
My friend’s hair bomb during a test made the teacher yell, 'Who just farted? I’m not grading you!'
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A hair bomb is a pile of hair someone sneaks onto another person just to make them look like a mess. It’s like a surprise attack from a hair monster.
My sister stuck a hair bomb in my backpack and I looked like a raccoon at a funeral.
My boss put a hair bomb in my coffee cup and I spilled it on my shirt.
My crush left me a hair bomb in my locker and I cried during lunch.
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