Hair-Bib

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That fuzzy rug under your chin that catches all the crap you eat and spits it back at you like it’s your job.

My Hair-Bib looks like it’s been through a war and a cheeseburger.

I tried to shave it and now it’s like a beard and a mustache had a baby.

My Hair-Bib is so full of pizza sauce it’s gonna start its own food group.

The weird little patch of hair that grows right under your chin, like it’s trying to be a beard but it’s too lazy to grow all the way.

My Hair-Bib is so long now it’s like a chin beard and a chin mustache and a chin goatee all rolled into one.

I tried to trim it and now it looks like I got attacked by a goat.

My Hair-Bib is so greasy it’s like it’s been eating my breakfast.

That little strip of hair under your chin that acts like a trap for all the food you drop and makes you look like a slop-eating animal.

My Hair-Bib is so full of soup it looks like it’s gonna start crying.

I tried to pluck it and now it’s like a beard made of stubble and regret.

My Hair-Bib is so gross it’s gonna get its own Instagram.