Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person whose back looks like a bad rash from some cursed hair salon

My cousin’s back looks like a spider tried to take over his skin

I saw my uncle’s back and immediately asked if he’d been to a hair salon that had a fire

My dog ran away from my neighbor’s back because it looked like a monster from a horror movie

2

the kind of hair that won’t die even after you scream at it and throw a cheeseburger at it

My hair back came back after I tried to wax it and then cried

My ex’s back hair is so stubborn it has its own passport

I tried to kill my hair back with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me

3

the kind of hair that makes you want to cry when you touch it

I touched my lover’s back hair and it felt like touching a dead raccoon

My hair back is so bad I cry every time I look in the mirror

My mom’s hair back is so bad I think it’s a crime

4

when you blow your hair back, you make a loud ‘O’ like you just got hit by a truck

I blew my hair back so hard I scared my dog

My friend blew his hair back and it sounded like a trombone

I blew my hair back and it made my neighbor’s cat run away

5

when your hair is so strong it could beat up a whole class of kids

My hair back is so strong it could beat up my whole class

Willow’s hair is like a superhero who paints walls and makes everything less boring

My hair back is so strong it could take on a dragon

6

a person who drives like a lunatic with a mullet and a death wish

My cousin drives like he’s trying to get to the end of the world

That guy drove like he was on a mission from God

My neighbor’s hair is a mullet and he drives like he’s fighting a war

7

when you smoke so much weed your hair goes wild and you look like you just fell out of a spaceship

I hit the weed so hard my hair went wild and I looked like a spaceship crash

My friend hit the weed and his hair looked like it had a life of its own

I hit the weed and my hair looked like it had a secret identity