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A hair assessment is when you instantly decide someone is a total disaster just because their hair looks like it was chopped by a chainsaw
I walked into the room and saw his hair. I knew he was gonna fail life.
Her bangs were like a war zone. I already hated her.
He had a mullet. I didn’t even listen to his speech.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair assessment is when you look at someone’s hair and instantly think they have no brain cells or sense of style
Her hair was pink and blue. I knew she had no brain cells.
He wore a mohawk like it was a fashion statement. I knew he was dumb.
Her hair looked like a cat had clawed it. I already knew she was a mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair assessment is when you judge someone’s whole life based on how bad their hair looks
His hair was greasy and long. I knew he never washed it.
She had a neon pink hairdo. I knew she was trouble.
He had a bald spot the size of a pizza. I knew he was a failure.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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