Hair Anxiety

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When your hair is your nemesis and it makes you feel like a total failure. You get all worked up if someone touches it or says something nasty about it. Your self-esteem goes down the drain.

My barber said my hair looked like a raccoon attacked it. I almost cried.

My mom touched my hair without asking. I yelled at her like she stole my lunch money.

I got a bad haircut and now I feel like I'm walking around with a bald patch on my face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hair Anxiety is when your hair is the reason you feel like a total disaster. You get all panicky if it doesn't look perfect. People making fun of it? That’s the final straw.

I woke up with a bad hair day and I cried in my cereal. It was a real disaster.

My friend called my hair 'a wildfire' and now I can’t look at her without feeling like I’m on fire.

My hair got tangled and I felt like I was being attacked by a thousand monkeys.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When your hair is the only thing you care about and it makes you feel like a total loser. You freak out if someone messes with it or says something dumb about it. Your whole life is a mess because of it.

My hair got all frizzy and I felt like a total dork. I didn’t leave my room for two days.

My boyfriend said my hair looked like a dog rolled in a mud pit. I told him to go to hell.

I got a bad haircut and now I feel like I’m a total failure. I can’t look at myself in the mirror.

by Slangipedia 12d ago