hair anniversary

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A fancy way of saying you haven't changed your hair in over a year and it's still looking like it's been through hell
My hair anniversary is today and I'm still rocking that same stupid fade from last year
I don't know why I celebrate this, my hair looks like a raccoon attacked it
This is my third hair anniversary and I'm still not getting a new style
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When you finally admit your hair has been the same for a year and you're too lazy to fix it
I'm celebrating my hair anniversary because I'm too broke to get a new cut
I've been wearing the same hair for a year and I'm proud of it
My hair anniversary is the only thing I'm excited about this year
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A party for your hair because it's been the same for a whole year and you're too stubborn to change it
My hair anniversary is here and I'm not getting a new cut because I'm too stubborn
I threw a party for my hair because it's been the same for a year
My hair anniversary is the only thing I remember every year
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