hair across our ass

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the worst kind of trouble you can have, like a giant pooper in your soup

My mom said I was her hair across our ass when I spilled my cereal on the floor.

My brother is the hair across our ass because he won't stop teasing me.

My teacher said my homework was the hair across our ass because it was all scribbles.

something that makes your life worse, like getting stuck in a toilet with no toilet paper

My dad is the hair across our ass because he eats all the chicken.

My dog is the hair across our ass because he peed on my homework.

My phone was the hair across our ass when it broke on my birthday.

the thing that drives you crazy, like a neighbor who yells at you every day

My sister is the hair across our ass because she won't stop singing.

My cat is the hair across our ass because it knocked over my water.

My math test was the hair across our ass because I failed it.