Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A monster that lives on your head and never lets you live in peace. It fights back with clippers, dye, and products you swear are cursed.

My hair looked like a raccoon attacked me. Again.

I tried to tame it with conditioner. It laughed in my face.

Hair is like a cocky kid who thinks it's the boss.

2

A weird growth on your head that comes in colors like dirt, fire, charcoal, and sunburn.

My hair is the color of a dead chicken. Literally.

My friend’s hair is like a fire hazard in a blender.

I have the hair of a disgruntled onion.

3

A bunch of stuff that never knows when to shut up, especially on your head and in places you don’t want it.

My hair is in my ears, my nose, and my breakfast. What even is life?

It’s like my hair is trying to take over my face.

My hair is in my food, my phone, and my dignity.

4

Fur, but with more attitude and less sense. It’s like fur got a tattoo and a bad temper.

My hair is like a dog that got stuck in a blender.

It’s worse than my ex’s temper.

This hair has more drama than my mom’s love life.

5

Something people never have enough of. You can never have too much hair, no matter how bad it is.

I have so much hair, I could start a new religion.

My hair is like a jungle on my head.

I have the hair of a thousand monkeys.

6

Long stuff that hangs on your body like it’s got nothing better to do.

My hair is longer than my patience.

It’s like I’ve got a rope on my head.

This hair is longer than my ex’s excuses.

7

Bravery, crazy, and wildness all rolled into one. Show it off and people will either respect you or laugh at you.

I showed my hair and my dog showed me his middle finger.

My hair is my superpower and my ex is my nemesis.

Show hair is like hair with a personality and a punchline.