Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Take the thing and slap it on a mug like it owes you money

I put my ex's face on a mug and now it's my morning coffee

My boss's head is on a mug and I sip my hatred every day

I put my cat's butt on a mug and now it's my favorite drink

2

Make a mug so ugly it deserves to be in a prison

I put my mom's face on a mug and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever made

My enemy's face is on a mug and it's like a prison break

I put my neighbor’s cat on a mug and now it’s a crime scene

3

Make a mug so bad it makes your breakfast cry

I put my little brother on a mug and now my cereal is sad

My dog’s face is on a mug and my breakfast is traumatized

I put my teacher on a mug and my toast is in shock

4

Make a mug so gross it’s like eating a shoe

I put my uncle’s face on a mug and now my coffee tastes like feet

My coworker’s face is on a mug and I don’t want to drink anymore

I put my gym teacher on a mug and my coffee is now a workout

5

Turn whatever it is into a mug like it was a crime

I put my dad on a mug and now he's stuck forever

I put my crush on a mug and now they can't escape

I put my mom on a mug and now she's my daily torture

6

Make a mug so bad it's like a punishment from the devil

I put my principal on a mug and now my coffee is my punishment

I put my math teacher on a mug and now I'm in math hell

I put my brother on a mug and now he's my daily curse