Haipu

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Haipu is a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a glittery bathroom and thinks he’s the king of the block. He laughs so loud it wakes the dead and makes the pizza guy cry.
My friend Haipu walked into the bar and the whole place stopped talking. I swear the bartender got a hard-on.
Haipu told a joke about my mom and I almost threw my drink at him.
He started a dance party in the middle of a funeral and no one had the guts to stop him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haipu is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not. He laughs like he’s been paid to do it and makes friends like they’re free.
Haipu said he could beat me in a fight and I believed him until he tripped over his own feet.
He called my dog ‘a disgrace to all dogs’ and then fed it a whole pizza.
He tried to start a karaoke bar in his bedroom and it ended with him singing in the shower.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haipu is like a hot dog at a BBQ, he’s always there, always messy, and you can’t help but smile when he’s around. He’s the reason people still believe in magic.
Haipu showed up to my birthday party wearing a hat made of confetti and no one knew what to do.
He convinced my teacher to let us play video games instead of doing homework.
He once bet his lunch money that he could eat a whole pizza in one bite, and he did.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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