hainus

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A fancy way to say something was so bad it could make a saint cry and a devil laugh.

That test was hainus. I got a 12 out of 100.

The food at that restaurant was hainus. It tasted like old socks and regret.

My mom's lecture was hainus. I almost died from embarrassment.

A hairy ass that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then left in the sun.

That guy’s hainus. I saw it in the locker room.

My brother’s hainus. He hasn’t washed it in a month.

The dog’s hainus. It smells like a trash can in July.

A word that means something is so good it makes your brain shut off and your heart do a backflip.

That concert was hainus. I almost forgot how to breathe.

That cake was hainus. I ate the whole thing in one bite.

That guy was hainus. He beat up three guys and still had energy for a dance.