Haines Hunter

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A boat so old it probably saw the invention of the wheel. It's got more guts than a donkey and rides like a dream. You'll wish you were me.

I'm the boat you wish you were in when your boat broke down.

This boat is older than your grandpa's beard.

I don't just ride the waves, I let them know who's boss.

I'm the boat you expect from a boat. No surprises. Just solid wood and a ride so smooth it'll make your grandpa jealous.

I don't break. I just watch you break.

You can count on me, like your mom counts on you to clean your room.

I'm the boat you call when your boat starts crying.

I'm the boat that doesn't just float, I dominate. Built like a beast and smooth like a lover. You'll remember my name when your boat forgets its own.

I'm the boat that laughs when your boat cries.

I've been around since before your boat was a twerp.

You'll be singing my name when your boat is singing its own eulogy.