Haine Van

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Haine Van is a stupid newbie who thinks she's cool. She’s half Vietnamese and half Chinese, but she’s stuck in Germany like a lost sock.

She posted a selfie and said 'I’m famous' like she won the lottery.

She DM’d me and said 'My eyes are so big, you’ll cry.'

She tried to be cute but looked like she just woke up from a nap.

Haine Van is a loudmouth who thinks she’s hot. She’s from Asia but lives in Germany like it’s her enemy.

She posted a video and said 'Look at my eyes, they’re amazing.'

She sent me a message saying 'I’m pretty, you’re not.'

She tried to be cute but looked like a confused potato.

Haine Van is a clueless nobody who thinks she’s a star. She’s part Vietnamese and part Chinese, but she’s stuck in Germany like it’s a jail.

She posted a picture and said 'I’m beautiful, you’re ugly.'

She DM’d me and said 'My eyes are so big, they’re legendary.'

She tried to be cute but looked like a sleepy raccoon.