haimsters

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Haimsters are a bunch of f***ing losers who got their name from Corey Haim, a Canadian kid who thought he was cool in the 80s. He was in movies like Lucas and License to Drive, but no one really cared.

My cousin is a haimster. He still thinks The Lost Boys is the best movie ever.

I saw a haimster wearing a neon shirt and crying in the mall.

My teacher called me a haimster because I failed math again.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haimsters are the worst kind of f***ing posers, named after Corey Haim, a guy who had a face like a pimple and thought he was a rock star.

My friend is a haimster. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s in a band.

I called my mom a haimster because she yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

My dog is a haimster because it barks at the TV like it’s in a movie.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haimsters are the kind of people who think they’re cool because they watched The Lost Boys once, and they got their name from Corey Haim, who looked like he hadn’t showered in a week.

My brother is a haimster. He still wears a fake mullet and thinks he’s a rock star.

My friend’s dog is a haimster because it howls at the moon like it’s in a movie.

My teacher called me a haimster because I talked too much in class.

by Slangipedia 2d ago