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The fuzzy jungle you’re born with down there
My cousin’s haimogabum looks like a raccoon’s butt.
She showed me her haimogabum and I almost died.
He said his haimogabum was a family tradition.
haimogabum
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The hair you get when you don’t shave your crotch
He had a haimogabum so big it had its own zip code.
I told my brother to shave his haimogabum or I’d shave his head.
Her haimogabum looked like a cat got into a hair salon.
3
The wild stuff that grows down there like a beard
His haimogabum was so wild it had a nickname.
I couldn’t look at her haimogabum without laughing.
They bet $20 on whose haimogabum was the most awesome.
4
The messy hair that comes from not cleaning your crotch
Her haimogabum looked like it had been hit by a tornado.
He said his haimogabum was a work of art.
They got into a fight over whose haimogabum was better.
5
The chunky hair you get when you let it grow wild
His haimogabum was like a hairy mountain.
I told my friend his haimogabum was a disgrace.
They compared haimogabums like they were in a beauty pageant.
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The crazy hair that grows down there and never dies
His haimogabum was so crazy it had a legend.
I said her haimogabum was the best I’d ever seen.
They fought over whose haimogabum was the most legendary.