haimkeith

Hi! I'm Keith and I'm not happy you're here

Glad to see you, but I'm not thrilled

Hey, I'm Keith and I hope you're not here to bother me

Keith here, and I'm not impressed by your existence

I'm Keith, and I'm here to make your day worse

Keith here, and I'm already regretting this meeting

This is Keith, and I'm not here for your nonsense

Keith here, and I'm here to end your nonsense

It's Keith, and I'm here to stop your nonsense