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A hot mom who will slap your ass if you don’t act right. She’ll give you gifts and expect you to give her some back. She’s the kind of woman who will still love you when you’re broke and crying in a bathroom.
You broke up with her. She sent you a gift and a text that said, 'Still your mom.'
She gave you a gift on your birthday. You forgot to give her one. She texted you, 'Don’t forget me.'
You lost your job. She showed up at your door with a gift and a slap.