Haimen

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A Haimen is a laugh factory with a bad skin condition and a mouth full of excuses. They live in the jungle because no one else can stand them.

Haimen: "I’m fine." (He sent a picture of his face in the dark.)

Haimen: "I’m not weird. I’m just different." (He said that while wearing pajamas at 2 PM.)

Haimen: "I’m mixed. I’m like a smoothie with no sugar."

A Haimen is someone who thinks they’re funny but only makes you laugh because you’re too tired to be mad at them.

Haimen: "I’m not pale. I’m just a ghost who forgot to come back."

Haimen: "I’m mixed. I’m like a pizza with no cheese."

Haimen: "I’m not insecure. I’m just tired of being the punchline."

A Haimen is a human who thinks they’re a joke, but everyone else is just trying to survive them.

Haimen: "I’m not insecure. I’m just waiting for my moment." (He sent that message at 3 AM.)

Haimen: "I’m mixed. I’m like a cupcake that’s half vanilla, half sad."

Haimen: "I’m not funny. I’m just a broken keyboard."