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When a dumb blonde guy stares at you like he just saw a burger for the first time, tongue hanging out like a dog, eyes wide like he’s about to cry. It’s like Corey Haim’s face if he got hit by a pizza and a punchline.
My cousin Haim'd at me when I told him I ate his cereal.
The guy at the gas station Haim'd when I said I knew his mom.
My dog Haim'd when I dropped a whole bag of chips on the floor.