haiman

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That guy in the corner who smells like old pizza and never leaves.
He’s been sitting there since lunch.
He’s like a ghost who only eats snacks.
He’s the reason the corner is haunted.
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Haiman is a hot guy with light skin and a brain full of garbage, but he’s a good friend if you don’t make him mad.
He’ll help you cheat if you buy him a soda.
He’ll punch you if you steal his snack.
He’ll cry with you if you fail a test.
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Haiman is a genius with tan skin and a heart bigger than his ego. He aces all tests and helps people when they're sad.
He passed math without even trying.
He cried when his friend got hurt.
He’s the reason the class got an A.
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That light-skinned guy who raps so bad it makes your teeth hurt.
He raps in the hallway like it’s a concert.
He sings so loud the teachers yell at him.
He thinks he’s a rockstar, but he’s just a snack boy.
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