hailsham community college

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A dump of a school with teachers who can't teach and a bunch of brainless kids, especially the year 11s and that idiot Greg Goddard.

My teacher called me a spastic for getting a B.

Greg Goddard is the reason I hate life.

I got a D in math because my teacher is a waste of oxygen.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This school made me lose my ability to get hard. One guy said it's the worst mess ever. I farted on the stairs and now they call me shardass.

Principal Phil Mathews is the worst teacher ever.

I farted on the stairs and got famous.

I still can't get hard because of this school.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A school that is full of crap. The teachers are crap, the head teacher is a drunk, and one staff member looks like a stupid turtle. One kid is so dumb he spelled 'especially' as 'exspecilly'.

My teacher is worse than a drunk turtle.

That year 8 kid is a disaster.

I spelled 'especially' wrong and got called a spastic.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A terrible school where the teachers are bitches and the students are all sluts and players. It's in Chav Town and the principal is Big Phil.

Mrs Cowsarse is the worst teacher ever.

Big Phil is the principal and he's a total waste of space.

This school is full of sluts and players.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A school so bad it's like carrying a mountain of crap every day. The principal is Big Phil and the deputy is Mrs Cowsarse. The students are all slags and play boys.

I carry 5000 tons of homework every day.

Big Phil is the worst principal ever.

Mrs Cowsarse is the worst deputy ever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago