haillie

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A total legend of a girl. She’s so good-looking and wild, she turns anyone’s mood from sad to super happy. She knows how to throw a party and keep it going till the morning.

My best friend Haillie showed up at my funeral and started a dance-off with the priest.

She turned my boring math test into a rap battle.

I asked her for advice and she gave me a sandwich and a pep talk.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie is hot, weird, and always there for you. She’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and cry with you when your ex dumps you. Keep her happy and she’ll never leave you.

She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me my haircut was a disaster and then sent a photo of her wearing it.

She cried at my failed job interview and then bought me pizza.

She told my crush I was a ‘total mess’ and then asked him out.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie is a little angel who gets annoyed quick. She’ll argue with you over the best pizza toppings and won’t stop until she’s right. But she’s super kind and will help you fail your math test if you ask nicely.

She yelled at the teacher for giving me a C.

She helped me cheat on my history test and got caught.

She screamed at my mom for saying I was ‘ungrateful’.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie is a loud, artsy, school-hating girl who will do anything for her friends. She’s totally fine hanging with guys and everyone loves her because of it.

She drew a mustache on the principal’s face during art class.

She screamed my name during the football game and got detention.

She convinced the whole school that the math teacher was a vampire.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie is a tiny, blonde, love-crazy teenager who screams at people and wants everyone to know she’s the best. She’s like a human glitter bomb who’s always trying to get noticed.

She screamed my name during the talent show and got kicked out.

She texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me she was in love with my brother.

She wore glitter to my birthday party and then ate it.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie is a warrior who fights for what’s right and will punch you if you don’t respect her. She loves everyone but won’t stand for injustice.

She fought my dad for giving me a D on my report card.

She took down the school bully in a lunchroom battle.

She threatened the teacher for giving me extra homework.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haillie has the biggest tits and the wildest sex life. She loves giving head and will do crazy stuff like put peanut butter on your cock and suck it off.

She told my crush she had a ‘huge passion for peanut butter’ and then asked him out.

She sent me a photo of her eating a sandwich and said it was ‘peanut butter revenge’.

She told my mom she had a ‘wild love life’ and then screamed at her.

by Slangipedia 2d ago