Haille

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the most amazing person who ever lived and will probably be the last person to ever die

If you meet a Haille, never let her go. Her smile is so cute it could make a saint cry.

That girl is the best human being on the planet. I would marry her if I wasn’t already married to my mom.

Haille is the only person who can make me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

When you’re so happy you might explode and start laughing so hard you snort like a raccoon

I saw Haille and I laughed so hard I snorted my soda out my nose.

That girl is so happy it’s like she’s on a sugar high and a caffeine IV.

Haille walked in and I immediately snorted like a donkey. It was glorious.

A Haille is a human who is so cute and has such a good body that you will instantly fall in love with her and want to bang her

That girl is so hot I want to kiss her and then forget my own name.

Haille walked by and I instantly forgot how to breathe. She’s that good.

If I had a dollar for every time I saw Haille, I’d be rich and probably still single.

A Haille is a goofy person who laughs like a maniac and makes everyone else laugh because she snorts like a drunk goat

Haille laughed so hard she snorted like a goat who just ate a whole pizza.

That girl is the funniest person I know. She snorts like she’s been drinking for a week.

Haille walks in and everyone starts laughing. It’s like a party in my head.

Getting laid before fishing is like giving your fish a six-pack and a high-five

I got laid before I went fishing and I caught like 100 fish. It was magic.

If you don’t get laid before fishing, your fish will judge you.

I got laid before fishing and my fish thanked me. It was weird.

Haille is the most beautiful, hot, and stylish person who is so sexy she could make a monk lose his vows and start a new religion

Haille walks in and I instantly forget my own name. She’s that hot.

That girl is so beautiful I want to marry her and then leave my wife.

Haille is the most stunning person I’ve ever seen. I would worship her if I wasn’t already worshiping my mom.

Haille is the worst place on Earth, like a fiery pit of doom where even the devil would cry

Haille is like being stuck in a fiery pit with no escape.

Going to Haille is like getting kicked in the face by a flaming dragon.

I went to Haille and I want to die. It was that bad.