Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting a lay before fishing means you’ll catch more fish and fewer people will laugh at your bad choices.

Bro, I Hailled before I went to the lake, and I caught 20 fish. You? You caught a raccoon.

I Hailled before fishing, and now I’m rich and my mom’s proud.

I Hailled before fishing, and now I’m rich, my mom’s proud, and my dad’s jealous.

2

Haill is when you see a woman so hot she makes your brain shut off and your pants fall down.

I saw her in the mall, and I Hailled so hard my brain exploded.

That girl walked in, and I Hailled like I just won the lottery.

I Hailled so bad I forgot my own name.

3

Haill is like Hell, but with more swearing and less chances of getting out alive.

I went to Haill, and I didn’t come back. My dog did, but he’s now a ghost.

Haill is where your soul goes if you swear too much.

I tried to leave Haill, but my soul got stuck in a traffic jam.

4

Haill is when you try to sound cool by mispronouncing Hell, and it backfires badly.

I said ‘Haill’ in class, and the teacher threw a chalk at me.

I tried to sound cool by saying Haill, and now I’m stuck in the lunchroom.

I Hailled, and my mom said I was being annoying.

5

Haill is when you’re so happy you might pass out, like after eating too much cake and getting a raise.

I Hailled after getting a raise and eating a whole cake.

I Hailled so much I fell off my chair.

I Hailled so hard I became a ghost.

6

Haill is when someone is so good, they make your life better, and you don’t even know how.

My best friend is Haill, and I don’t even know why.

I work with Haill, and now I’m rich.

My dog is Haill, and now I’m rich and happy.